A person took their 92-year-old dad to the mall recently to pick out some new shoes.
Afterward, they stopped by the food court for a snack.
As they sat down, the dad couldn’t help but notice a teenager nearby sporting some seriously wild, multi-colored hair.
What happened next is guaranteed to make you laugh!
Here’s the story:
“I took my dad to the mall the other day to get some new shoes.
Afterward, we grabbed a bite at the food court.
While we were eating, I noticed my dad couldn’t stop staring at a teenager next to us who had spiked hair in all kinds of colors—green, red, orange, blue.
Every time the teenager glanced over, he’d catch my dad staring.”
Finally, the teen had enough and turned to him with a bit of attitude.
“What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?”
My dad didn’t even blink before he delivered his comeback.
“Got drunk once and hooked up with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son.”
Classic grandad humor at its finest!